a little kid fell in love with another little kid， a school mate。 sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class， when they?re eight or ten years old or something like that。 so the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father， “father， is it expensive to be married?” and the father said， “yes， son， it is very expensive。” so the son asked， “how much does it cost?” and the father said， “i don?t know， son。 i?m still paying。”
a shepherd-boy， who tended his flock not far from a village， used to amuse himself at times in crying out"wolf !wolf!"twice or thrice his trick succeeded 。the whole village came running out to his assistance when all the return they got was to be laughed at for their pains 。at last one day the wolf came indeed 。the boy cried out in earnest。 but his neighbors， supposing him to be at his old sport， paid no heed to his cries， and the wolf devoured the sheep。 so the boy learned， when it was too late， that liars are not believed even when they tell the truth。
tom is a little boy， and he is only seven years old。 once he goes to a cinema。 it is the first time for him to do that。 he buys a ticket and goes in。 but after two or three minutes he es out， and buys the second ticket and goes in again。 after a few minutes he es out again and buys the third ticket。 two or three minutes after that he es out and asks for another ticket。 but a girl asks him，“why do you buy so many tickets? how many friends do you meet?” “no， i have no friends here， but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket。”
"没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了"
there was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot。 there werethree parrots in the shop。 one was $5，000; another one， $10，000; and the third one， $30，000。 the customer asked the owner， “how e this guy is $5，000? that?s so expensive for this kindof parrot。” the owner said， “because i have trained him and he can talk。” so the customer asked him， “how about this guy? what can he do that makes him so expensive?” the owner said， “well， apart from talking， he can also do some amusing actions，like dancing and so on。 that?s why he?s so expensive。” then the customer said， “how about the third one? what canhe do that makes him so expensive?” the owner of the shopsaid， “i don?t know。 normally， i have never heard him talk， nor dance， nor whistle， nor sing， nothing at all! but the other two call him ?the boss。?”
英语故事演讲稿 BUYING A HAT
A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat。 As she was very fussy， it took her a long time to pick on one。 Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice， madam。 You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!" To his dismay， the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off。 Show me some more hats!"